Welcome to the Zoo

In 2004, I conned Jen into keeping The Bunny, who has become one of the coolest pets of all time. In 2005, I bought Brooks the turtle without her consent, but came up with a way that made her want to keep the little critter.
Okay so far.
This summer, we added the little girl turtle, who still doesn't have a name, and a few weeks ago we acquired two kittens, who are great.
I think we just need a dog, goat, and three goldfish so we can start charging admission.